Pokémon DP   (Follow Me)

「Has your rapid dash gotten slow, bro?」

_{[ That’s right: there’s an official song named after the move Fᴏʟʟᴏᴡ Mᴇ (Kono Yubi Tomare).}

_{It’s a catchy tune with a lot of ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ, and the lyrics are one giant ᴡʜɪʀʟᴡɪɴᴅ of puns on attack/species names. It has long been my ᴡɪsʜ to write a fandub for it that could ᴍɪᴍɪᴄ the original’s style and sᴜʙsᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇ equivalent English puns for the Japanese ones… but it was a difficult task to ᴛᴀᴄᴋʟᴇ, and my ᴇɴᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ was not very effective. …Still, as a ʟᴀsᴛ ʀᴇsᴏʀᴛ before dropping the idea altogether, I considered the fitting title — and decided to make a Tumblr-fied parody instead~. * ]}

—-English parody—-

_{Hey, let’s  play together:  Take a chance and Follow Me!}

_{Flail and Screech forever:  That’s how you’ll know me!}

_{Bring me to Submission. You’ve gotta show me!}

_{Me First — I sent you something — Now you owe me…}

_{How odd!  When you’re logged on,  not a sound.}

_{Facade!  But on Anon,  replies are so Swift.}

_{That funny text post making another Round:}

_{Rollout your best reaction gif!}

_{Reblog and you’ve  done Mirror Move,}

_{So imitate and Flatter me!}

_{Fury Attack  my box with asks,}

_{So all day we can Chatter, see?  It’s a party!}

_{These hot  characters — oh, how they Attract us!}

_{Why not  Mimic them with some Role Play practice?}

_{Ah, my dash is lagging. Time to Refresh it!}

_{Tell me your OTP, and maybe I can Sketch it…}

_{Hey, let’s  play together:  Take a chance and Follow Me!}

_{Flail and Screech forever:  That’s how you’ll know me!}

_{All my crazy night-blogging might as well be Sleep Talk.}

  _{Confusion fills the hour,}

  _{But that’s my Secret Power:}

_{I need no sense or Rest at all!}